simplydamon
07-24-2005, 08:51 PM
While I don't want to post all of it, Phat Phree has some funny entries on how to get fired (can't post all of it here because some of it would be considered "vulgar"). You can do a search on technorati.com to get the full 50 list...
#50
Sell office items on ebay. "Hey Mr. Jones, I need your chair. Some guy in Boston bought it for 85 bucks... You believe that? Don't worry; I'll cut you in. How's 80/20 sound? It's only fair since I did the all work."
#48
When a birthday card is being passed around the office to be signed, instead of signing “Happy Birthday”, sign, “I will taste your flesh.”
#32
Communicate with your coworkers only in baby talk. "Baby wanna status report... aww goochie goochie. Baby smells poopy."
#22
The next time you get a phone call, smash your phone to pieces on your desk. If anybody questions it say, “I'm more of an email guy”.
#7
Call in sick for a week with the "Caribbean Flu." Then return with the deepest tan imaginable.
#1
Spend all day surfing funny websites and trying to hide your laughter from your coworkers who hate you because they are doing real work.
#50
Sell office items on ebay. "Hey Mr. Jones, I need your chair. Some guy in Boston bought it for 85 bucks... You believe that? Don't worry; I'll cut you in. How's 80/20 sound? It's only fair since I did the all work."
#48
When a birthday card is being passed around the office to be signed, instead of signing “Happy Birthday”, sign, “I will taste your flesh.”
#32
Communicate with your coworkers only in baby talk. "Baby wanna status report... aww goochie goochie. Baby smells poopy."
#22
The next time you get a phone call, smash your phone to pieces on your desk. If anybody questions it say, “I'm more of an email guy”.
#7
Call in sick for a week with the "Caribbean Flu." Then return with the deepest tan imaginable.
#1
Spend all day surfing funny websites and trying to hide your laughter from your coworkers who hate you because they are doing real work.