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simplyforum
06-17-2005, 04:15 PM
The information below comes from actual listings searched on our web site. A reminder that some may want to tell their HR departments to proof their postings before submitting...

Note: This is not an endorsement to openly swear on the forums. We are, however, largely adults that have used the word more than once.

Real Word: shift
Incorrectly spelled as sh**




-Candidate must be accepting of 3 rotating sh**s.

-May be required to work sh**s

-Candidates must be available to work weekend sh**s

-Interested in 12 hour sh**s

-custom posters and t-sh**s

-12 hour sh**s available

-needed for 12 hour night sh**

-sh** time is 7am-3pm

-ALL SH*TS AVAILABLE

-confirmed for a minimum of four sh**s per schedule

-Graveyards and swing sh**s

-Various flexible sh**s

-served across all three sh**s

-Most sh**s are 6 hours in length.

-they may change to meet customer sh** change

-pick and stack cases for the entire sh**

-one day shift and one night sh**

-**** Supervisor

-then one sh** from 5PM to 9PM

-10 hour sh**s available

-Must be able to work flexible days and sh**

-Night Sh** Manager

-is currently seeking a 2nd Sh**

-Work 8 hours day sh**s

-12 hour night sh** at hospital

-Split sh**, M-F

-will work 20 12-hour sh**s

simplydamon
06-30-2005, 11:04 PM
Some more jobs that could be of interest from our search...

"3Rd S**t Manager"
"3rd S**t Word Processing Supervisor"
"s**t time is 7am-3pm"

I would advise readers of the forums to have a little fun with our search engine :D While looking for a job is serious business, it doesn't mean that we have to look at everything seriously :eek:

George
07-01-2005, 08:20 PM
how ironic. they don't like seeing spelling mistakes but they commit it anyway. Those funny HR people...j/k.

simplydamon
07-04-2005, 01:53 AM
That they would refuse my resume if I submitted for the job title in the subject line?

""3Rd S**t Manager""

George
07-04-2005, 08:23 AM
Yes I think it will be deleted with a click.

kailee
07-05-2005, 01:44 PM
http://funny-ecards.net/gallery/details.php?image_id=64

George
07-05-2005, 02:05 PM
HAHA...too funny.

simplydamon
07-05-2005, 11:53 PM
"how ironic. they don't like seeing spelling mistakes but they commit it anyway. Those funny HR people...j/k."

I was thinking the EXACT same thing. How many good employees do you think got passed over because of a typo on their resume? I personally tend to do a fair number of typos because I type extremely fast (Word doesn't always notice the error). :D

Parklane64
07-08-2005, 04:20 PM
If I see a typo in an ad I tend to think they hire stupid people. I usually don't apply. Imagine the mixed feelings, "You're hired, here's your sign." :p

indyattic
07-10-2005, 03:34 PM
Not a typo, but:

"Physical Job Requirements - Most of the time is spent sitting in a comfortable position and there is frequent opportunity to move about. On rare occasions there may be a need to move or lift light articles. Examples include executive assistant, bank loan officer, and acctg clerk."

Funny, I tend to think of loan officers as dead weight instead of light articles.

:)

lifesab-andthenyoudie
07-10-2005, 08:58 PM
Perhaps my friend Jack Schitt might be interested in applying for a position there....

simplydamon
07-12-2005, 11:46 PM
Tried a search for your friend... :D

"Dang. We didn't find anything for you.
We couldn't find any jobs for Schitt."

lifesab-andthenyoudie
07-13-2005, 10:35 AM
I guess he's Schitt out of luck, then.

He's got a brother named Moe Schitt. Do you know him?

simplydamon
07-13-2005, 03:14 PM
"Dang. We didn't find anything for you.
We couldn't find any jobs for Moe Schitt."

Looks like he is also..errr....SOL :eek:

lifesab-andthenyoudie
07-13-2005, 07:22 PM
Moe's wife Holley Schitt, ain't gonna like that. She'd just like to get rid of him entirely and just give you Moe Schitt.

simplydamon
07-13-2005, 09:10 PM
"Moe's wife Holley Schitt, ain't gonna like that. She'd just like to get rid of him entirely and just give you Moe Schitt"

She doesn't want to support her unemployed husband? :eek:

lifesab-andthenyoudie
07-14-2005, 10:34 AM
I think she's just tired of Moe Schitt and would rather have his brother Les Schitt around the house for a while. :D

aoco
07-14-2005, 09:00 PM
Here's a good one:

.. anage 25 or so people 3 direct managers and 2 direct supervisors report to this ass dir/dir.

simplydamon
07-15-2005, 01:08 AM
The a** listings were the ones I was going to target next ;) I think I even saw a job that fits my personality of being one.