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  1. "5 minute abs? Step into my office, cause you're f#in fired!"
  2. Welcome to the Simply Fired contest by Simply Hired
  3. I rock
  4. New Story (fixing the books)
  5. New Story (let go & had to fight for a commission!)
  6. Picture it - Circa 1985 - You have a mop & (apparently) an attitude
  7. The FIRST Simply Fired story (repost)
  8. True Story
  9. Sweet Satisfaction
  10. If it wasnt for bad luck I wouldnt have any at all
  11. Best way to get Fired
  12. Fired by email...
  13. The heat was on.....
  14. Fired by email (200 word entry)...read entries before rules...I'm fired!!
  15. Stranger in a strange land
  16. Fired because of an ex-boyfriend
  17. Fired by email & personality clashes
  18. Fired because of orientation!
  19. Staff meeting for mass firing!
  20. Fired for not contributing to an Xmas gift or card?
  21. Good Soldier fired by General #3
  22. Damn You, Microsoft Office!!
  23. Fired for refusing a promotion during a performance review
  24. Fired by gay boss for being straight
  25. Fired after promoting salesperson.
  26. My Contest Entry....
  27. Backstabbed
  28. Quick note on the Simply Fired contest
  29. Oh Fired Wow
  30. Disappeared while in Surgery
  31. Got canned for doing my job
  32. Academia Sucks.
  33. Fired for being College Educated
  34. fired for taking out the trask
  35. A Blessing in Disguise
  36. New story: Ran over boss & demolished warehouse door!
  37. New story: simply taken off of the schedule
  38. New story: NO reimbursement for travel!
  39. New story: Fired...TWICE!
  40. New story: Let go to remain a small company
  41. New story: Fired because of mono!
  42. New story: customer didn't like the question
  43. New story: crying boss fired person by phone
  44. New story: Didn't want to play the "game"
  45. New story: Relocated to another state because of jealous boss!
  46. New story:fired from a company that didn't work for the community!
  47. New story: stinking lawyers!
  48. New story: Job went to Mexico
  49. New story: forklift, water & not able to pass water
  50. New story: problems with women
  51. New story: like moldy liver with your drink?
  52. New story: wanted to leave after two weeks & was fired!
  53. New story: beer problems!
  54. New story: Can I buy you a drink?
  55. New story: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
  56. New story: Customers just don't have the time to wait for the "wait"-ress
  57. New story:Moved & then was told that they were out of a job!
  58. New story: Rolling along
  59. Repost: Blame it on the youth!
  60. Merry Xmas!
  61. new story: Get your Dog back, or I'll shoot it's eyes out!!
  62. Are You Sure?
  63. Strippers get Fired too
  64. Toilet cleaning waitress!
  65. offhandedly fired
  66. Car Dealer Hi-jinx
  67. fired for trying to commit suicide
  68. Hired, Fired, Hired, Quit, Hired, Fired...
  69. Fired Over Known Handicap
  70. Firing Announced to the Whole Company via E-mail
  71. I fired my best friend
  72. Fired
  73. Repost of story that had to be removed. Please no naming of a company in a post.
  74. Hospital Blues
  75. Nice Ass
  76. Fired for Strong-arming CoWorker
  77. want a kiss?
  78. Fired
  79. Never Volunteer - It's "Unethical"
  80. Strangest Firing Story
  81. Hey - What's The Grand Prize?
  82. Fired via answering machine message
  83. Idiot Owner
  84. Fired for reporting drunken co-worker!
  85. Fired For Outing Thief
  86. Scrambled Eggs - The End Of The Line?
  87. I was Temping
  88. If only I wouldn't have bought a gift for my dad.
  89. Sleeping OFF the job...
  90. Fired for not going on vacation
  91. You are so good... you're fired!
  92. My Last Supper
  93. The Nanny Job from Hell
  94. Radio Protest March--NOT!!
  95. Fired for wanting to work!
  96. Fired for not working an unscheduled double shift on Valintine's Day
  97. Where shopping was NOT a pleasure
  98. Falling in love
  99. Classic company
  100. fired for not smoking
  101. Yes, Alabama is really like that!
  102. Fired to be replaced by a secretary
  103. Being Honest - oops
  104. When you don't know that you're fired
  105. Fired for protecting a coworker from attack
  106. Lawnmower art!
  107. The Dead Mother/ My House is on fire
  108. Fired...by dad!
  109. Vacation
  110. Printer blues
  111. The company that never was
  112. Don't ask ex-employees for favors
  113. 3 Glorious Days in Paris
  114. 86'd
  115. Open door policy and freedom of expression, yeah right
  116. WorldWide Porn Call
  117. Boss must have been sore often
  118. Model show
  119. First industry job
  120. Should of used Yankee Candle
  121. The lobster was just a shell of what it once was
  122. Driving like a bat out of hades
  123. Fired for standing up for another employee
  124. Should have been fired
  125. Taking out the trash
  126. Small town blues
  127. Fired For Being Kicked in the Balls
  128. Missing a few wings
  129. Punk rock rip-off
  130. What a gas!
  131. Fired for stopping a shoplifting little punk!
  132. "Searching" for a new job now
  133. You're Toast!
  134. Big-uns
  135. Fired for not having enough Christmas cheer!
  136. Christmas Party Blacklist
  137. Good to be the "King"
  138. Still get warm fuzzies thinking about it...
  139. Cheesy
  140. Fired by email on their birthday!
  141. Have fun at the wedding & a have a GREAT New Year!
  142. Training? We don't need no stinkin' training.
  143. Never got hired or paid! Still fired!
  144. Err...two heads are better than one.
  145. Get Your Stuff And Get Out Out???
  146. The mad customer always rings twice
  147. The First Time I Got Fired
  148. Drunk boss forgets comments made the night before
  149. When honesty (sort of) doesn't pay
  150. Fired for eating pizza?
  151. Putting around
  152. Sting like a bee
  153. When *great* isn't good enough
  154. Getting fired isn't the end of the world
  155. Applied for a new job thinking it was with a different company!
  156. Baaahhh Baaahhh (can't write sheep noises)
  157. This job was not in the stars for me
  158. Child labor
  159. Fired for not being a racist.
  160. laid off as an intern
  161. Fired for doing my job
  162. Stranded in NYC
  163. But they told me to call!
  164. The Last Time I Got Fired
  165. Announcment to company
  166. What happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas
  167. Another fired for doing your job post.
  168. My apologies
  169. Fired for complaining about a threat of physical abuse.
  170. The Nanny Who Got Canned
  171. Fired for going to a wedding
  172. Pay your stupid water bill on time!
  173. Fired for refusing to help a pharmaceutical company kill people...
  174. What am I, a robot?!
  175. Run from the border!!!
  176. Beware Of Adult Toys
  177. Military Termination, sort of
  178. Science & safety don't mix
  179. Sorry, I'm not multi-bi-lingual...
  180. Age Difference
  181. PlanetOut - outted for being a gay hookup site!
  182. What is worse, a racist or a liar?
  183. What is worse, a racist or a liar?
  184. Science & safety don't mix
  185. Military Termination, sort of
  186. Got fired for eating a bagel
  187. Fired for... I don't know. Taking sides in a war zone?
  188. can't be polite any more ??????
  189. Stealing a Beach Ball
  190. Cake and eat it too... if you can
  191. Military fired
  192. 200 words just aren't enough
  193. Dropped a Scooby Snack
  194. Employee fired for drug overdose on night shift
  195. glass case of emotion!!
  196. Firing usually involves boss's family.
  197. Guess I should have been more "boss friendly."
  198. Fired by sleasy, jealous boss.
  199. Friendly cook
  200. Fired for haircut...
  201. Fired because I wanted to be fired.
  202. Shoveling snow
  203. Fired for choking out my CO
  204. Reasonable Accommodations?
  205. Fired for Quitting!!
  206. Smooth Criminal lol
  207. Fired while impaled with a knife
  208. Was I fired...or did I quit?
  209. Fired by a bipolar Will Farrell look alike
  210. What Time Is It?
  211. Fired for having Mono
  212. Personal Ad Gone Wrong...
  213. Fired by the Department of Defense for being hungry
  214. Fired for associating boss with serial killer
  215. Attendance Firing
  216. Fired for not showing up to work
  217. Do you REALLY want to know why I'm laughing?
  218. The ultimate revenge
  219. I quit!...No you're Fired!
  220. I Love Corvettes!!!!
  221. Fired for a "tart"
  222. Two stories from one unlucky employee!
  223. Fired for taking vacation
  224. Fired for Ethics
  225. Fired for doing things too well
  226. Fired for not working Sundays
  227. Fired for not carrying laundry
  228. Fired and I got them to pay me severance
  229. Love gives away the bottom line
  230. Don't forget to sanitize your hard drive
  231. Poor Planning and other problems.
  232. Fired for Eating Bacon
  233. Loosing A Good Job For What???
  234. No sympathy from company
  235. The Time I Just Walked The Hell Off...
  236. Don't know "jack"
  237. Snoopy hang on!
  238. Docked a point for family emergency!
  239. Fired and burned!
  240. Not Checking with HR first
  241. Who needs a friend like this?
  242. Damn it!
  243. Undercut...by a friend!
  244. Don't turn up the radio!
  245. "Trojan" man
  246. Got "nailed"
  247. And they have the guts to enter another contest!
  248. A very "grave" situation
  249. "Can't buy my love"
  250. Hypoglycemia